EAT THE COPY!

SOMNIUM SEASON 3 IS NOW OUT, THIS SEASON IS TITLED "EAT THE COPY!" OH YES KIDS THIS IS THE STORY OF MY EXPERIENCE WITH COVID THE LAST MONTH OF 2023 AND WELL I WENT PLACES YOU COULD ONLY FUCKING IMAGINE! YEAH, THIS WAS THE PLACE TO BE! 

WE ARE THE VIRUS! WE ARE ALL COPIES OF THE VIRUS! EAT THE COPY! 

THAT'S TELETRANSPORTER #11, AS I PREPARE TO COPY OUT. I SPENT 7 ITERATIONS COPYING OUT AND LET ME TELL YOU, YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKED.

ILLUSTRATIONS BY RYAN SCHWEIZER:

AND THE AUTHOR:

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S.3, E. 25

 

to access viral earth  one must be teletransported to be teletransported you must be copied  a machine that puts you to sleep, records your molecular composition, breaking you down into atoms, and relaying it to viral earth at the speed of light. On viral earth  another machine re-creates you (from local stores of carbon, hydrogen, and so on), each atom in exactly the same relative position. whether or not the teletransporter is actually a method of travel, does not matter  it simply kills and makes an exact replica of the user but THE ORIGINAL MUST BE DESTROYED the original is ground into dust eradicated deleted then you must EAT THE COPY as it is the original now you are spread across viral earth then integrated into its structure

as viral earth copies out YOU ARE THE COPY